Critique today. Improve tomorrow.
Brutal feedback.Brighter you.
CritiKit turns your resume or LinkedIn profile into a funny, specific roast—with the useful truth tucked inside every hit.
First roast is free. No card. No public posting.
CritiKit roast engine
Drop your resume here
Or paste a LinkedIn profile to get started.
Sample roast
“Results-driven” is doing Olympic-level work with zero results nearby.
Useful fix: swap the claim for one measured outcome.
Outcome
A sharper next draft.
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Funny roasts
Specific enough to screenshot.
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Real feedback
Useful enough to act on.
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Private by default
Yours until you choose to share.
The process
A roast with a point.
The jokes get your attention. The feedback tells you exactly what to fix next.
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Drop in your draft.
Upload a resume or paste a LinkedIn profile. No polished version required.
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Get the honest version.
Our roast engine finds the vague claims, tired buzzwords, and missing proof hiding in plain sight.
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Share it. Then sharpen it.
Save the roast card for the group chat, then unlock a constructive rewrite when you are ready to improve.
Beyond the burn
Good people take roasts.
When you want to turn the critique into progress, upgrade for a constructive rewrite that keeps your voice and removes the fluff.
Clear, evidence-led language
A polished next version
Your original voice intact
A shareable roast card
Constructive rewrite
From “results-driven self-starter” to “grew inbound pipeline 32% by rebuilding partner onboarding.”
The real flex is giving someone a reason to believe you.
No ego. Just better.
Your draft can take it.
Get the laugh, find the weak spots, and leave with a sharper way to say what you do.